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Toddler’s college fund drastically depleted for dad’s WrestleMania ticket
Undertaker hoping for TNA tryout
Polite wrestling audience chants “Pardon?”
Evan Bourne cleared to wrestle in 2029
Ric Flair issues WrestleMania challenge to Kane’s suit jacket
Snapping into Slim Jim fails to provide excitement Savage promised
Langston admits the “E” in his name denotes cup size
Sheamus returns completely transparent
WWE signs Toronto mayor as new monster heel
Dixie Carter rumored as buyer of Smashing Pumpkins
Wrestling news site quotes reliable source
Guy From Smashing Pumpkins to Buy Rassling Bumpkins
TNA put up for sale on eBay
Erick Rowan fears debut of arch-nemesis Wolf Mask Guy
Homeless man complimented on great Bray Wyatt costume
WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming
Balding middle-aged redneck still calls himself “Heartbreak Kid”
Internet Wrestling Community and Internet Hygiene Community deemed mutually exclusive
R-Truth has no idea why he’s on Hell in a Cell poster
Cool Make-A-Wish kid planning to somehow re-injure Cena
Cena avoids impregnating Bella by pulling out at two
Spanish announcers secretly reinforce table
TNA aims to boost ratings with weekly Raw recaps
Mike Adamle returns to WWE commentary in nightmarish parallel universe
