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Penultimate Warrior no longer second best
Raw losing Monday Night War to WWE Network
Nancy Grace sets sights on Divas Championship
Leaked WWE script reveals pro wrestling may be rigged
Location of Hell confirmed under WWE ring
Bashful Heyman refuses to boast about clients’ successes
Kane to portray rapping plumber, because why the hell not at this point?
Brock Lesnar conquers Undertaker’s Angry Birds high score
CM Punk’s return “imminent,” reports guy who doesn’t know what “imminent” means
Pope denounces same-sex wrestling
Evolution bears no trace of intelligent design
Conspiracy theorist insists Undertaker was screwed by Earl Hebner
Vince McMahon declares bankruptcy after betting on Undertaker
Wrestling convention super depressing
Lone fan doing “CM Punk” chant turns out to be CM Punk
Astronomers fail to detect TNA Universe
Daniel Bryan accidentally marries wrong Bella
WWE signs Sting, RoboCop
Wyatt Family blends right in at Walmart
Scooby Doo solves mystery of Katie Vick
WrestleMania DVD to feature alternate ending in which Undertaker wins
Sting retains WrestleMania streak of 0-0
Fake sport criticized by fake journalist
Ultimate Warrior jokes deemed too soon
