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Orton accidentally defecates in his own luggage
Frustrated CM Punk “walks out” of Chicago-area Applebee’s
WWE closes down in accordance with its own anti-bullying stance
Millions of wrestling fans fall for “Punk-walks-out” schtick again
Spanish announce table rolls out of the way
Sting signed to WWE developmental
Daniel Bryan to face JTG in WrestleMania pre-show
Pepsi spokesman quits job
Vacant to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
“Best Rumble ever!” says first-time Rumble viewer
Frustrated Daniel Bryan signs with TNA
WWE Universe goes on strike
Kingston to avoid Rumble elimination by amputating feet
23 Royal Rumble participants to be portrayed by Hunico
Anyone could win Royal Rumble, except 27 of its participants
Hogan confirmed for WrestleMania in Thunderlips-Balboa rematch
30 half-naked musclemen to entwine their glistening bodies in annual orgiastic ritual
Mark Henry takes sole custody of Hand
Wrestling faction Evolution never existed, says Creationist group
Batista calls in sick; Hunico to fill in
WWE Studios once again snubbed by Oscars
Dimwitted fan appreciates Michael Cole’s WWE App download tutorials
WWE fans eagerly awaiting Batista’s next departure
Reunited tag team raising hell in Heaven
