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Remorseful Orton returns championship to heartbroken Bryan
SummerSlam cancelled due to timing conflict with Total Divas
Fandango comes out of closet as straight
Punk intends to defeat Lesnar with grammar quiz
Conspiracy theorist believes Mr. America was actually Hulk Hogan in disguise
McMahon orders all WWE superstars to come out as gay
“I’m gay,” admits athlete in world’s gayest sport
DDP cures Scott Hall of addiction to toothpicks
Diva’s nipple stubbornly refuses to slip
Hulkamania tries to run wild, trips, limps tamely
Shield achieves justice, quietly departs WWE
Every fan at wrestling event looks like Wyatt Family member
Cena stripped of Thuganomics doctorate for malpractice
TNA signs David Arquette to 10-year contract
Ginger injured
Cena forgets which Bella Twin he’s dating
Fine print on wrestling poster says “Card Subject to Suck”
Money in the Bank briefcase washes ashore in Japan
Undertaker spends yet another day eating ice cream and watching infomercials
Orton beaten to the ring by tortoise
“Wrestling Matters,” says promotion that hired MMA fighter
Kurt Angle arrested for driving while awesome
Duane Gill worried his TNA debut has been overhyped
Crazed fan attacks Orton on behalf of bored fans everywhere
