Unreal news, page 131

Pro wrestling a “fake sport for rednecks,” says NASCAR fan

Pro wrestling a “fake sport for rednecks,” says NASCAR fan

Millions of Americans patriotically commemorate Luger slamming Yokozuna

Millions of Americans patriotically commemorate Luger slamming Yokozuna

Instant replay reveals Bret Hart did not tap out in Montreal

Instant replay reveals Bret Hart did not tap out in Montreal

Sting confirmed for WrestleMania 30 to perform Roxanne

Sting confirmed for WrestleMania 30 to perform Roxanne

Rob Van Dam wants MITB briefcase as a place to hide his stash

Rob Van Dam wants MITB briefcase as a place to hide his stash

Older, wiser Billy Kidman now prefers to be called William Manman

Older, wiser Billy Kidman now prefers to be called William Manman

27 fake Doinks mourn the passing of real Doink

27 fake Doinks mourn the passing of real Doink

CM Punk seeks restraining order against all wrestling fans

CM Punk seeks restraining order against all wrestling fans

Optimist believes WCW could still win Monday Night Wars

Optimist believes WCW could still win Monday Night Wars

TNA launches “Don’t Watch This at Home” campaign

TNA launches “Don’t Watch This at Home” campaign

Mysterio moves to Manhattan, renames finisher “212”

Mysterio moves to Manhattan, renames finisher “212”

Mysterious wrestler does yard work in Parts Unmown

Mysterious wrestler does yard work in Parts Unmown

Matt Striker fired from WWE for moonlighting as a teacher

Matt Striker fired from WWE for moonlighting as a teacher

Mark Henry to star in Broadway production of Hamlet

Mark Henry to star in Broadway production of Hamlet

Self-proclaimed “smart mark” is only half right

Self-proclaimed “smart mark” is only half right

New app automatically mutes TV when Michael Cole mentions WWE App

New app automatically mutes TV when Michael Cole mentions WWE App

Wrestling match breaks out during three-hour WWE App infomercial

Wrestling match breaks out during three-hour WWE App infomercial

Rob Van Dam returning to reclaim singlets from Ryback

Rob Van Dam returning to reclaim singlets from Ryback

CM Punk unaware there’s a pay-per-view Sunday

CM Punk unaware there’s a pay-per-view Sunday

Global silicone shortage linked to WWE Divas division

Global silicone shortage linked to WWE Divas division

Sales sluggish for “I’m a Paul Roma Guy” shirt

Sales sluggish for “I’m a Paul Roma Guy” shirt

WWE Hall of Fame celebrates 20th year of not existing

WWE Hall of Fame celebrates 20th year of not existing

Possum plays wrestler

Possum plays wrestler

Police nearing arrest in suspicious fire at Kane’s childhood home

Police nearing arrest in suspicious fire at Kane’s childhood home