Unreal news, page 152

New Gobbledy Gooker egg becomes omelet for entire WWE roster

New Gobbledy Gooker egg becomes omelet for entire WWE roster

Natalya dreading new “sharting” gimmick

Natalya dreading new “sharting” gimmick

CM Punk fires back: “Well your dad is a Jerichoholic!”

CM Punk fires back: “Well your dad is a Jerichoholic!”

Big Show to star in next two parts of The Knucklehead Trilogy

Big Show to star in next two parts of The Knucklehead Trilogy

Rock proves he is slightly less tone-deaf than Cena

Rock proves he is slightly less tone-deaf than Cena

Jericho’s jacket sparks widespread seizures

Jericho’s jacket sparks widespread seizures

Starstruck fan still wearing Bret Hart’s sunglasses

Starstruck fan still wearing Bret Hart’s sunglasses

Rob Van Dam’s theme song named “Worst Song of All Time”

Rob Van Dam’s theme song named “Worst Song of All Time”

Wrestling fan unaware he’s wearing a World Wildlife Fund t-shirt

Wrestling fan unaware he’s wearing a World Wildlife Fund t-shirt

Kane to stand trial in long-delayed Katie Vick case

Kane to stand trial in long-delayed Katie Vick case

Somewhat mysterious heel is from Parts Known

Somewhat mysterious heel is from Parts Known

Ronnie Garvin joins the cast of STOMP

Ronnie Garvin joins the cast of STOMP

Figure-Five Leglock unnecessarily complicated

Figure-Five Leglock unnecessarily complicated

Front-yard wrestling craze puts youth violence in full view

Front-yard wrestling craze puts youth violence in full view

Sin Cara’s entrance trampoline donated to playground

Sin Cara’s entrance trampoline donated to playground

Stephen Hawking struggles to explain WWE Universe

Stephen Hawking struggles to explain WWE Universe

God fondly recalls tag match with Shawn Michaels

God fondly recalls tag match with Shawn Michaels

Vince McMahon still pronouncing it “russling”

Vince McMahon still pronouncing it “russling”

Mae Young’s baby hand all grown up now

Mae Young’s baby hand all grown up now

WWE pays Limp Bizkit $2 million to not perform at WrestleMania

WWE pays Limp Bizkit $2 million to not perform at WrestleMania

Typo draws unwanted crowd to “Ring of Bonor” show

Typo draws unwanted crowd to “Ring of Bonor” show

Dolph Ziggler trains his dog to #heel

Dolph Ziggler trains his dog to #heel

Mick Foley to publish seven more autobiographies this year

Mick Foley to publish seven more autobiographies this year

Paul Heyman finally realizes the ball cap isn’t fooling anyone

Paul Heyman finally realizes the ball cap isn’t fooling anyone