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Barrett chosen to announce result of American election

Barrett chosen to announce result of American election

Barrett re-hired to deliver bad news to next WWE releases

Barrett re-hired to deliver bad news to next WWE releases

Amore injury prompts WWE to remove middle rope for safety

Amore injury prompts WWE to remove middle rope for safety

Sandow released, Mizdow return widely prayed for

Sandow released, Mizdow return widely prayed for

Hornswoggle and El Torito released for violating WWE Tallness Policy

Hornswoggle and El Torito released for violating WWE Tallness Policy

TNA signs “Mitchell”

TNA signs “Mitchell”

The REAL reason Mitch was taken off WWE TV

The REAL reason Mitch was taken off WWE TV

Botanists boycott WWE after “disgusting” attack on Mitch the Plant

Botanists boycott WWE after “disgusting” attack on Mitch the Plant

Courteous wrestler removes monitors from announce table before destroying it

Courteous wrestler removes monitors from announce table before destroying it

Elderly King Divides Realm Among Children, Tragedy Ensues

Elderly King Divides Realm Among Children, Tragedy Ensues

Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Intends to Watch Nearly All of Payback!

Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Intends to Watch Nearly All of Payback!

Zayn-Owens Rivalry Has Long History Dating Back to 2014

Zayn-Owens Rivalry Has Long History Dating Back to 2014

Booty-Os banned after FDA testing detects dangerous amounts of ICOPRO

Booty-Os banned after FDA testing detects dangerous amounts of ICOPRO

Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE nearing completion

Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE nearing completion

Gun control lobby calls for tighter restrictions on Bullet Club

Gun control lobby calls for tighter restrictions on Bullet Club

Shane McMahon shatters pelvis falling out of bed

Shane McMahon shatters pelvis falling out of bed

Gallows enters pre-match catatonic stupor, awaits bell

Gallows enters pre-match catatonic stupor, awaits bell

Dirtiest player in game betrays daughter to snag Women’s Championship

Dirtiest player in game betrays daughter to snag Women’s Championship

Pro wrestling “glorifies bullying and violence,” reports sissy who deserves ass-whuppin’

Pro wrestling “glorifies bullying and violence,” reports sissy who deserves ass-whuppin’

Samoa Joe wins NXT gold, immediately loses it to Zack Ryder

Samoa Joe wins NXT gold, immediately loses it to Zack Ryder

World Sadly Down to Just Seven Wonders

World Sadly Down to Just Seven Wonders

Mystery buyer of TNA revealed to be Ted Turner

Mystery buyer of TNA revealed to be Ted Turner

America’s Disgrace: Only 20 Percent of Presidential Frontrunners are in WWE Hall of Fame

America’s Disgrace: Only 20 Percent of Presidential Frontrunners are in WWE Hall of Fame

WWE insists Shane McMahon defeated Undertaker at WrestleMania

WWE insists Shane McMahon defeated Undertaker at WrestleMania