Unreal news, page 93

Daniel Bryan really selling this whole “injury” angle

Daniel Bryan really selling this whole “injury” angle

“I’ve been an NXT fan from the beginning,” insists liar

“I’ve been an NXT fan from the beginning,” insists liar

Kane gets “World’s Greatest Pyromaniac Necrophiliac Former Dentist” mug

Kane gets “World’s Greatest Pyromaniac Necrophiliac Former Dentist” mug

Cena stops match to acknowledge marriage consummation in crowd

Cena stops match to acknowledge marriage consummation in crowd

Ambrose miraculously rebounds from ropes for billionth goddamn time

Ambrose miraculously rebounds from ropes for billionth goddamn time

Attractive human attends deathmatch tournament

Attractive human attends deathmatch tournament

McMahon limo bombing was a mob-style hit, claims Apter

McMahon limo bombing was a mob-style hit, claims Apter

CM Punk wins MMA debut at indy fighting show

CM Punk wins MMA debut at indy fighting show

Male WWE wrestlers planning for Superstars Revolution

Male WWE wrestlers planning for Superstars Revolution

Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE continues

Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE continues

Lesnar publishes new young-adult novel under pen name “Judy Blume”

Lesnar publishes new young-adult novel under pen name “Judy Blume”

WWE blames declining ratings on fans: “They should watch no matter what!”

WWE blames declining ratings on fans: “They should watch no matter what!”

Lesnar disappointed WWE toned down his proposed “Go F*ck Yourself” tour

Lesnar disappointed WWE toned down his proposed “Go F*ck Yourself” tour

John Cena reportedly taking day off in near future

John Cena reportedly taking day off in near future

BREAKING: Madison Square Garden event may also have undercard

BREAKING: Madison Square Garden event may also have undercard

WWE finally hits big time with Madison Square Garden debut

WWE finally hits big time with Madison Square Garden debut

Psychic wrestling fan knows Smackdown results before show airs!

Psychic wrestling fan knows Smackdown results before show airs!

Scott Steiner awarded honorary doctorate in mathematics

Scott Steiner awarded honorary doctorate in mathematics

Michael Cole masters the art of gut-sucking-in

Michael Cole masters the art of gut-sucking-in

Hornswoggle suspended for violation of WWE Tallness Policy

Hornswoggle suspended for violation of WWE Tallness Policy

Cena and Bryan fooled again by twin magic

Cena and Bryan fooled again by twin magic

Undertaker wishes he had thought of trombone gimmick

Undertaker wishes he had thought of trombone gimmick

Isaac Yankem returns to terrorize Rollins

Isaac Yankem returns to terrorize Rollins

Cena unsure whether to go or suck

Cena unsure whether to go or suck