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Daniel Bryan really selling this whole “injury” angle
“I’ve been an NXT fan from the beginning,” insists liar
Kane gets “World’s Greatest Pyromaniac Necrophiliac Former Dentist” mug
Cena stops match to acknowledge marriage consummation in crowd
Ambrose miraculously rebounds from ropes for billionth goddamn time
Attractive human attends deathmatch tournament
McMahon limo bombing was a mob-style hit, claims Apter
CM Punk wins MMA debut at indy fighting show
Male WWE wrestlers planning for Superstars Revolution
Dixie Carter’s ingenious “invasion” of WWE continues
Lesnar publishes new young-adult novel under pen name “Judy Blume”
WWE blames declining ratings on fans: “They should watch no matter what!”
Lesnar disappointed WWE toned down his proposed “Go F*ck Yourself” tour
John Cena reportedly taking day off in near future
BREAKING: Madison Square Garden event may also have undercard
WWE finally hits big time with Madison Square Garden debut
Psychic wrestling fan knows Smackdown results before show airs!
Scott Steiner awarded honorary doctorate in mathematics
Michael Cole masters the art of gut-sucking-in
Hornswoggle suspended for violation of WWE Tallness Policy
Cena and Bryan fooled again by twin magic
Undertaker wishes he had thought of trombone gimmick
Isaac Yankem returns to terrorize Rollins
Cena unsure whether to go or suck