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Millions evacuate Tokyo amid return of Brockzilla

Millions evacuate Tokyo amid return of Brockzilla

Bray Wyatt creates cryptic, terrifying eHarmony profile

Bray Wyatt creates cryptic, terrifying eHarmony profile

Triple H “buries” beloved family pet

Triple H “buries” beloved family pet

DiBiase bails out Greece

DiBiase bails out Greece

Here’s What WWE Wants You To Forget About Chyna

Here’s What WWE Wants You To Forget About Chyna

6 Fascinating Things You Never Knew About WWE

6 Fascinating Things You Never Knew About WWE

Lesnar and Heyman finally wed

Lesnar and Heyman finally wed

Jay Lethal sues Damien Sandow for gimmick infringement infringement

Jay Lethal sues Damien Sandow for gimmick infringement infringement

Confederate flag to be replaced with rainbow flag in all Freebirds footage

Confederate flag to be replaced with rainbow flag in all Freebirds footage

WWE pay-per-view presumably happening tonight

WWE pay-per-view presumably happening tonight

Finisher actually finishes match

Finisher actually finishes match

Finn Bálor’s makeup promoted to main roster; Bálor to remain at NXT

Finn Bálor’s makeup promoted to main roster; Bálor to remain at NXT

You Won’t Believe CM Punk Just Said THIS About Vince McMahon!

You Won’t Believe CM Punk Just Said THIS About Vince McMahon!

Atheist denies existence of Mick Foley

Atheist denies existence of Mick Foley

Kevin Owens apologizes for not powerbombing Machine Gun Kelly sooner

Kevin Owens apologizes for not powerbombing Machine Gun Kelly sooner

Triple H longwindedly re-brands himself as The Man That Brevity Forgot

Triple H longwindedly re-brands himself as The Man That Brevity Forgot

Report: 94 percent of wrestling fans already in bed when Lesnar arrives

Report: 94 percent of wrestling fans already in bed when Lesnar arrives

NXT rookie “Rhyno” dreams of one day competing on main roster

NXT rookie “Rhyno” dreams of one day competing on main roster

Date confirmed for CM Punk’s first UFC fight

Date confirmed for CM Punk’s first UFC fight

Wrestling fan only capable of communicating via chants

Wrestling fan only capable of communicating via chants

Wrestling legend orchestrates one final Dusty Finish

Wrestling legend orchestrates one final Dusty Finish

Owens suspended after Wellness Policy test for performance-enhancing cheeseburgers

Owens suspended after Wellness Policy test for performance-enhancing cheeseburgers

OPINION: Triple H buries everyone except rookies, veterans, and main-roster talent

OPINION: Triple H buries everyone except rookies, veterans, and main-roster talent

Finn Bálor makes jaw-dropping entrance at local Arby’s

Finn Bálor makes jaw-dropping entrance at local Arby’s