Brock Lesnar

Unreal news about Brock Lesnar, Suplex City, and his advocate. 201 stories, 2012–2025.

Undertaker attempts laughter, fails

Undertaker attempts laughter, fails

Make-A-Wish visit goes horribly awry when Lesnar eats child

Make-A-Wish visit goes horribly awry when Lesnar eats child

NEW SUMMERSLAM STIPULATION! If Undertaker Wins, Streak is Restored

NEW SUMMERSLAM STIPULATION! If Undertaker Wins, Streak is Restored

Heyman sent back to developmental to hone mic skills

Heyman sent back to developmental to hone mic skills

EXCLUSIVE! We Plagiarized Meltzer Before Any Other Sites Had a Chance!

EXCLUSIVE! We Plagiarized Meltzer Before Any Other Sites Had a Chance!

This Man’s TED Talk Will Change the Way You Think About Suplexes, Cities, and Bitches

This Man’s TED Talk Will Change the Way You Think About Suplexes, Cities, and Bitches

Lesnar and Undertaker awkwardly show up for same Zumba class

Lesnar and Undertaker awkwardly show up for same Zumba class

Dana White insists pro wrestling “doesn’t even exist”

Dana White insists pro wrestling “doesn’t even exist”

Lesnar vows to conquer Undertaker’s seven-year, no-match SummerSlam streak

Lesnar vows to conquer Undertaker’s seven-year, no-match SummerSlam streak

Undertaker and Lesnar amicably agree to disagree

Undertaker and Lesnar amicably agree to disagree

Lesnar expands repertoire with Austrian, Bavarian suplexes

Lesnar expands repertoire with Austrian, Bavarian suplexes

Undertaker-Lesnar brawl re-erupts at local Applebee’s

Undertaker-Lesnar brawl re-erupts at local Applebee’s

Villain from Suburban Commando attacks Lesnar

Villain from Suburban Commando attacks Lesnar

Having conquered UFC and WWE, Lesnar sets sights on WNBA

Having conquered UFC and WWE, Lesnar sets sights on WNBA

Lesnar and Noble exchange insurance information following fender-bender

Lesnar and Noble exchange insurance information following fender-bender

MIRACLE IN TOKYO! Lesnar snags upset win over Kingston

MIRACLE IN TOKYO! Lesnar snags upset win over Kingston

Lesnar and Heyman finally wed

Lesnar and Heyman finally wed

Report: 94 percent of wrestling fans already in bed when Lesnar arrives

Report: 94 percent of wrestling fans already in bed when Lesnar arrives

Lesnar spends hiatus completing PhD in postmodern feminist literary criticism

Lesnar spends hiatus completing PhD in postmodern feminist literary criticism

“Abdominal Stretch City, bitch” fails to catch on

“Abdominal Stretch City, bitch” fails to catch on

Suspended Lesnar returns to quilting

Suspended Lesnar returns to quilting

Lesnar admits he actually said “Soup — let’s eat bisque!”

Lesnar admits he actually said “Soup — let’s eat bisque!”

Lesnar-versus-Cole confirmed for WrestleMania 32

Lesnar-versus-Cole confirmed for WrestleMania 32

All matches except Reigns-Lesnar moved to pre-show to make Reigns look strong

All matches except Reigns-Lesnar moved to pre-show to make Reigns look strong