Jon Moxley / Dean Ambrose

Satirical news about Jon Moxley, formerly Dean Ambrose. 95 stories, 2012–2025.

Ambrose’s mom insisted barber at Supercuts would do a nice job

Ambrose’s mom insisted barber at Supercuts would do a nice job

“I only watch NJPW,” tweets man watching Total Divas

“I only watch NJPW,” tweets man watching Total Divas

Men not allowed to compete at upcoming Greatest Survivor Series in Themyscira

Men not allowed to compete at upcoming Greatest Survivor Series in Themyscira

7 BOLD PREDICTIONS for who will be in the Elimination Chamber main event

7 BOLD PREDICTIONS for who will be in the Elimination Chamber main event

Shield reunites to finally determine whose hair is wettest

Shield reunites to finally determine whose hair is wettest

If you thought The Shield reunion on Raw was lit, you should have seen their make-up sex

If you thought The Shield reunion on Raw was lit, you should have seen their make-up sex

Cesaro explains heinous attack: “My mother was killed by a beach ball”

Cesaro explains heinous attack: “My mother was killed by a beach ball”

Lengthened PPV billed as the “Biggest Party of the Summer, Fall, and Early Winter”

Lengthened PPV billed as the “Biggest Party of the Summer, Fall, and Early Winter”

5 Things You Don’t Know About Baron Corbin — And Neither Do We!

5 Things You Don’t Know About Baron Corbin — And Neither Do We!

Inspiring! This tone-deaf man still courageously sings in public

Inspiring! This tone-deaf man still courageously sings in public

WWE replaces ladder matches with more challenging greased-pole matches

WWE replaces ladder matches with more challenging greased-pole matches

Kendo enthusiast on WWE ring crew finally decides to keep stick elsewhere

Kendo enthusiast on WWE ring crew finally decides to keep stick elsewhere

Enzo Amore deeply concerned about how you are doing

Enzo Amore deeply concerned about how you are doing

Next Stone Cold Podcast to feature Ambrose’s chattier counterpart Mitch

Next Stone Cold Podcast to feature Ambrose’s chattier counterpart Mitch

Unaware of brand split, Lesnar returns to Raw seeking Ambrose

Unaware of brand split, Lesnar returns to Raw seeking Ambrose

WWE Battleground: We Forgot to Watch It, But Here’s What We Assume Happened

WWE Battleground: We Forgot to Watch It, But Here’s What We Assume Happened

Wrestling fans prepare for “Eleventh-Grandest Stage of Them All”

Wrestling fans prepare for “Eleventh-Grandest Stage of Them All”

Ambrose admits he “just didn’t want to carry that stupid briefcase” everywhere

Ambrose admits he “just didn’t want to carry that stupid briefcase” everywhere

These estranged former allies came face-to-face — and you’ll totally believe what happened next!

These estranged former allies came face-to-face — and you’ll totally believe what happened next!

Former Shield members collide to finally determine whose hair is wettest

Former Shield members collide to finally determine whose hair is wettest

Jericho endures nightmare at airport security metal detector

Jericho endures nightmare at airport security metal detector

Tired of house show circuit, Lesnar keen to get back on TV

Tired of house show circuit, Lesnar keen to get back on TV

Amore injury prompts WWE to remove middle rope for safety

Amore injury prompts WWE to remove middle rope for safety

The REAL reason Mitch was taken off WWE TV

The REAL reason Mitch was taken off WWE TV