Jon Moxley / Dean Ambrose
Satirical news about Jon Moxley, formerly Dean Ambrose. 95 stories, 2012–2025.
BREAKING: Hell in a Cell cancelled to avoid conflict with Total Divas
Study: 100 percent of wrestling fans have crush or mancrush on Ambrose
Dean Ambrose supports breast awareness
WWE gets hairdryer
Reigns suffers hernia despite being carried by Ambrose and Rollins
Seth Rollins homeless after cinderblock house mysteriously collapses
Lesnar exhausted from nightly house show title defenses
Man hates Cena for exact same reasons he was a Hulkamaniac
Dean Ambrose inadvertently cures ALS
Hopeful Zack Ryder purchases SWAT team costume
WWE superstar relieved Wellness Policy doesn’t test for herpes
23 Royal Rumble participants to be portrayed by Hunico
Shield achieves justice, quietly departs WWE
Bleacher Report predicts every conceivable outcome of Extreme Rules
The Shield finally figure out route to entrance ramp
The Shield demands justice and more helicopter rides
Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match
The Shield issues shaky handheld video demanding justice and video stabilizing software
Anybody could win tonight’s Royal Rumble match, except for these 25 men
The Shield renamed Nexus 2
Ikea Monkey rumored to be fourth member of The Shield
Unemployed, overweight fan criticizes wrestler’s “workrate”
