John Cena
Every unreal story about John Cena: Make-A-Wish, the indy circuit, Hollywood, and never giving up. 166 stories, 2012–2026.
Terminator sent from future to prevent Cena’s next title win
Top 10 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2014
Jaded wrestling fans already declare “We’ve Steen Enough”
Main-roster superstars now aspiring to get called down to NXT
Injured Cena gets Make-A-Wish visit from self
Cena quits Team Cena
Inanimate carbon rod to host WWE Raw
Orton-versus-Cena confirmed for WrestleManias 31 through 57
“Bullies never win,” insists company whose bullies frequently win
Lesnar-Cena moved to pre-show to make room for NXT match
Cena reveals new not-getting-suplexed-16-times strategy
Raw losing ratings war to NXT
Cena turns heel
Man hates Cena for exact same reasons he was a Hulkamaniac
Depraved wrestling fans eagerly anticipate blood, urine, vomit
Cena to just start wearing clown costume
Cena and Lesnar settle differences through dialogue, compromise
Ryder disappointed Triple-H didn’t resort to Plan Z
Leaked posters reveal Cena headlining WrestleManias 31 through 78
Unemployed, overweight loner insists Cena “sucks”
Rookie underdog finally gets his moment in WWE spotlight
Putin admits he prefers Cena
Make-A-Wish visit from Bad News Barrett goes poorly
