Kane

Satirical news about Kane, the Big Red Machine and Knox County mayor. 50 stories, 2012–2018.

Kane forgets ring attire at home for 67th consecutive week

Kane forgets ring attire at home for 67th consecutive week

Corpse of Katie Vick joins cast of Total Divas

Corpse of Katie Vick joins cast of Total Divas

Kane shockingly removes, puts on, removes, puts on, removes mask

Kane shockingly removes, puts on, removes, puts on, removes mask

Bryan and Kane privately hug it out

Bryan and Kane privately hug it out

Daniel Bryan terrorized by masked libertarian

Daniel Bryan terrorized by masked libertarian

Mother’s Day a sad reminder for Lita of Kane’s miscarried rape-baby

Mother’s Day a sad reminder for Lita of Kane’s miscarried rape-baby

Daniel Bryan stripped of title for operating forklift without license

Daniel Bryan stripped of title for operating forklift without license

Kane to portray rapping plumber, because why the hell not at this point?

Kane to portray rapping plumber, because why the hell not at this point?

Scooby Doo solves mystery of Katie Vick

Scooby Doo solves mystery of Katie Vick

Dr. Shelby stripped of psychiatric license

Dr. Shelby stripped of psychiatric license

Necrophiliac pyromaniac dentist climbs corporate ladder

Necrophiliac pyromaniac dentist climbs corporate ladder

Ric Flair issues WrestleMania challenge to Kane’s suit jacket

Ric Flair issues WrestleMania challenge to Kane’s suit jacket

Kane replaced in ladder match by Fake Diesel

Kane replaced in ladder match by Fake Diesel

Kane returns to dentistry

Kane returns to dentistry

Police nearing arrest in suspicious fire at Kane’s childhood home

Police nearing arrest in suspicious fire at Kane’s childhood home

Hogan asks Kane for burn remedies

Hogan asks Kane for burn remedies

Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match

Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match

Valentine’s Day a bittersweet reminder for Kane of Katie Vick

Valentine’s Day a bittersweet reminder for Kane of Katie Vick

Kane realizes no amount of Febreze will de-stink his mask

Kane realizes no amount of Febreze will de-stink his mask

Kane and Bryan solve dispute by listening to Queen’s “We Are the Champions”

Kane and Bryan solve dispute by listening to Queen’s “We Are the Champions”

Kane designs “I Dig Dead Chicks” t-shirt

Kane designs “I Dig Dead Chicks” t-shirt

Kane not sure why he’s booked in three-way match either

Kane not sure why he’s booked in three-way match either

Bob Orton injured in Kane attack; will need arm cast for years

Bob Orton injured in Kane attack; will need arm cast for years

Kane feeling strangely indifferent about Undertaker lately

Kane feeling strangely indifferent about Undertaker lately