Michael Cole
Satirical news about Michael Cole and WWE commentary. 111 stories, 2012–2022.
Michael Cole can’t believe his eyes again. Again!
Michael Cole wakes himself up again screaming — sobbing, really — the word “stupendous”
WWE predicts “ratings bonanza” with 2022 return of Anonymous Raw General Manager
AEW announces new “developmental territory” called Wrestling Worker Enhancement (WWE)
Adam Cole finally confronts his dad Michael’s arch-nemesis Tony Schiavone
Spectator with sign causes massive 27-wrestler pileup on WWE Raw
“Inescapable” Hell in a Cell Escaped in 27th Consecutive Match
WWE pre-taped the next 12 weeks of programming to give Superstars a nice summer holiday
WWE boss Vince McMahon sues State of Florida over WrestleMania rain delay
WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately following Fastlane
Five easy ways to ALWAYS know which Uso is which
Typo leads to lackluster “I Quiet” match
D-Generation X to reunite for “historic” umpteenth time
Wrestling match breaks out at kendo exhibition
Goddammit, having the MITB match at WWE Headquarters is actually too frigging brilliant to satirize
WWE pivots strategy with new “Fine, try this at home” campaign
WrestleMania pre-show to begin immediately after Royal Rumble
Survivor Series was taped immediately after NXT TakeOver, and here’s what happened
“Amazing agility for a big man,” commentator says about 100 percent of big men
WWE Commentary Shake-up: Mike Adamle to Call Raw Solo!
Did you know? The Fiend and Bray Wyatt might be… THE SAME PERSON!
Did you know? Helmsley rewards stellar NXT performances with long, passionate kisses
Up-and-coming rookie finally gets big break
