Michael Cole
Satirical news about Michael Cole and WWE commentary. 111 stories, 2012–2022.
5 Bold Predictions for Whichever WWE Pay-Per-View is Happening Tonight — Fastlane? Backsplash? Slapchop?
CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL! Was Hillary the Anonymous Raw GM?
Jax and Strowman easily defeat each other in one-minute squash match
“One, two, and it’s ov- no, he kicked out!” exclaims commentator who never learns
RKO comes outta pretty much exactly where you’d expect
Brexit explained for wrestling fans
Opponent inexplicably fails to anticipate rebounding Ambrose
Hacker collective Anonymous admits it was Raw general manager
Psychic wrestling fan knows Smackdown results before show airs!
Michael Cole masters the art of gut-sucking-in
WWE airs landmark one-millionth replay of Cena’s nose breakage
Michael Cole correctly describes 1974 Cabernet Sauvignon as “vintage wine”
Fifth hour added to SummerSlam to accommodate Undertaker’s entrance
HUGE BATTLEGROUND SPOILER!
Large Hadron Collider could prove existence of parallel WWE Universe
Michael Cole’s left shoe to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame
Lesnar-versus-Cole confirmed for WrestleMania 32
WWE hosts best FastLane ever
Leaked WWE documents reveal Raw to open with longwinded Authority promo
Think you know wrestling trivia? Try this killer quiz!
Smackdown enters “Thursday Night War” against Glee
Heidenreich joins The Ascension
Lesnar to portray Anonymous GM by continuing to no-show Raw
