NXT
Satirical news about NXT. 79 stories, 2012–2023.
Sacha Baron Corbin refuses to do his famous Borat character on NXT
WRESTLING CONTROVERSY! Is WWE “raiding” NXT for talent?
WWE launches pre-NXT developmental brand SMCKDWN
Young NXT rookie finally makes main-roster debut
Bayley turns heel, calls insecure preteen fans “fatties”
Leaked documents reveal Triple H to win NXT Championship
Having vanquished Undertaker, Lesnar sets sights on Bayley
“I’ve been an NXT fan from the beginning,” insists liar
Dusty Rhodes tag tournament expected to reach confusing, indecisive finish
NXT fans chant “This is awesome” at empty ring
NXT rookie Liger gets huge opportunity against veteran Breeze
NXT moving from Full Sail University to Harvard
Finn Bálor’s makeup promoted to main roster; Bálor to remain at NXT
NXT rookie “Rhyno” dreams of one day competing on main roster
Finn Bálor makes jaw-dropping entrance at local Arby’s
Samoa Joe and Kevin Owens provide hope to pudgy unattractive men everywhere
Zayn demoted to main roster
Fan proclaims every match on NXT show “Match of the Night”
Entire NXT roster suspended for using performance-enhancing talent
Jaded wrestling fans already declare “We’ve Steen Enough”
Main-roster superstars now aspiring to get called down to NXT
NXT 2K15 promises fast gameplay without lag, slow load times
Lesnar-Cena moved to pre-show to make room for NXT match
