Wrestling & Politics

Satirical news where wrestling meets politics. 223 stories, 2012–2025.

Due to the country’s long history of human-rights violations, WWE cancels upcoming events in United States

Due to the country’s long history of human-rights violations, WWE cancels upcoming events in United States

Austin admits to senate inquiry he “drank a few beers” in 1990s but denies drunken ass-whuppings

Austin admits to senate inquiry he “drank a few beers” in 1990s but denies drunken ass-whuppings

Trump insists he single-handedly defeated Umaga at WrestleMania 23

Trump insists he single-handedly defeated Umaga at WrestleMania 23

WikiLeaks threatens to publish all 100,000 pages of Hillbilly Jim speech

WikiLeaks threatens to publish all 100,000 pages of Hillbilly Jim speech

Trump blasts Pro Wrestling Illustrated as “FAKE NEWS” for not including him in PWI 500

Trump blasts Pro Wrestling Illustrated as “FAKE NEWS” for not including him in PWI 500

Backstage source: Owens to be repackaged as bleach-blonde “Real American”

Backstage source: Owens to be repackaged as bleach-blonde “Real American”

Is Hornswoggle behind the new QAnonGM conspiracy?

Is Hornswoggle behind the new QAnonGM conspiracy?

EDUCATION CRISIS! 9 out of 10 Americans can’t name three past WWE US Champions

EDUCATION CRISIS! 9 out of 10 Americans can’t name three past WWE US Champions

WWE wrestlers spark controversy by taking a knee during Rusev Day anthem

WWE wrestlers spark controversy by taking a knee during Rusev Day anthem

In historic summit, Trump asks Putin how he celebrates Rusev Day

In historic summit, Trump asks Putin how he celebrates Rusev Day

Trump demands Intercontinental Championship be renamed “America First Championship”

Trump demands Intercontinental Championship be renamed “America First Championship”

Trump appoints Max Moon head of Space Force

Trump appoints Max Moon head of Space Force

Trump adds hair-versus-hair stipulation to historic North Korea summit

Trump adds hair-versus-hair stipulation to historic North Korea summit

WWE vows to help planet by reducing its Corbin footprint

WWE vows to help planet by reducing its Corbin footprint

Trump demands North Korea shut down its green mist program

Trump demands North Korea shut down its green mist program

WWE SmackDown to become most believable programming on Fox

WWE SmackDown to become most believable programming on Fox

SCANDAL! President Trump never wears his WWE Hall of Fame ring

SCANDAL! President Trump never wears his WWE Hall of Fame ring

Trump blocks import of illegal foreign objects by imposing tariffs on heel wrestlers’ trunks

Trump blocks import of illegal foreign objects by imposing tariffs on heel wrestlers’ trunks

Trump declares Rusev Day a national holiday

Trump declares Rusev Day a national holiday

Jarrett to lip-sync induction speech actually delivered by Roadie

Jarrett to lip-sync induction speech actually delivered by Roadie

Trump calls for travel ban from Japan to “protect American wrestling championships”

Trump calls for travel ban from Japan to “protect American wrestling championships”

Mysterious wrestlers outraged after Trump calls Parts Unknown a “shithole”

Mysterious wrestlers outraged after Trump calls Parts Unknown a “shithole”

Delusional Trump claims to be in WWE Hall of Fame

Delusional Trump claims to be in WWE Hall of Fame

The 17 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2017

The 17 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2017