Wrestling & Politics

Satirical news where wrestling meets politics. 223 stories, 2012–2025.

WWE Hall of Fame “absolutely will be built” in Washington, tweets Trump

WWE Hall of Fame “absolutely will be built” in Washington, tweets Trump

Trump vows to expand nuclear arsenal with Adam Bomb

Trump vows to expand nuclear arsenal with Adam Bomb

WWE to release 137th documentary on Monday Night War

WWE to release 137th documentary on Monday Night War

Trump demands re-shaping of Oval Office into “squared circle”

Trump demands re-shaping of Oval Office into “squared circle”

Edge and Christian deported to Canada after calling President a “Trumpstain”

Edge and Christian deported to Canada after calling President a “Trumpstain”

WikiLeaks Scandal: Did Lana and Rusev Rig the American Election?

WikiLeaks Scandal: Did Lana and Rusev Rig the American Election?

Trump appoints Dixie Carter as Much Smaller Business Administrator

Trump appoints Dixie Carter as Much Smaller Business Administrator

Linda McMahon betrays Vince by aligning with foe who shaved his head

Linda McMahon betrays Vince by aligning with foe who shaved his head

Trump to ban import of shoddy tables from Spanish-speaking countries

Trump to ban import of shoddy tables from Spanish-speaking countries

American refugees fleeing Trump presidency cattle-prodded at border by Mountie

American refugees fleeing Trump presidency cattle-prodded at border by Mountie

Fan wakes from coma surprised to see Spirit Squad still in WWE

Fan wakes from coma surprised to see Spirit Squad still in WWE

Linda McMahon to join Trump cabinet, become catatonic, kick Trump in balls

Linda McMahon to join Trump cabinet, become catatonic, kick Trump in balls

Trump insists border wall will be impervious to Mexicools on lawnmowers

Trump insists border wall will be impervious to Mexicools on lawnmowers

Clinton announces she will run for Raw GM

Clinton announces she will run for Raw GM

Trump reveals he was Mr. America all along

Trump reveals he was Mr. America all along

REPORT: Millions of Americans mistakenly voted via WWE App

REPORT: Millions of Americans mistakenly voted via WWE App

60 Million Voters Added to List of Jericho

60 Million Voters Added to List of Jericho

Clinton head-shaving scheduled for 7pm EST

Clinton head-shaving scheduled for 7pm EST

American election called off to avoid scheduling conflict with WWE Smackdown

American election called off to avoid scheduling conflict with WWE Smackdown

POLL: Majority of Voters to Write-in Tunney on Ballot

POLL: Majority of Voters to Write-in Tunney on Ballot

The American Electoral College Explained for Wrestling Fans

The American Electoral College Explained for Wrestling Fans

Hair-Versus-Hair Stipulation Added to American Election

Hair-Versus-Hair Stipulation Added to American Election

Only One Presidential Candidate is in WWE Hall of Fame: The Choice is Clear, America

Only One Presidential Candidate is in WWE Hall of Fame: The Choice is Clear, America

CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL! Was Hillary the Anonymous Raw GM?

CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL! Was Hillary the Anonymous Raw GM?