Royal Rumble
Satirical news about the Royal Rumble. 117 stories, 2012–2023.
WWE to unify Tag Team Championships with single undisputed champion
Speech therapist helps Lesnar not scream like a girl
Naive wrestling fan actually expects decisive title unification Sunday
Satirical wrestling news site deemed more reliable than actual wrestling news sites
DDP Yoga brings deceased wrestler back from the grave
Bo Dallas sets world record for shortest push ever
Man shot in the brain suddenly becomes a fan of The Rock
Man shoots himself in other eye to avoid seeing Rock-Cena rematch
Drew Carey puzzled about why his Royal Rumble invitation never arrived
Royal Rumble countdown clock helps fans remember reverse numerical order
Anybody could win tonight’s Royal Rumble match, except for these 25 men
Sin Cara expected to return from injury and re-injure himself at Royal Rumble
BREAKING NEWS: Royal Rumble match to be replaced by hour-long “Rock Concert”
Slater expected to win Rumble, says unreliable backstage source
Contract typo leads to Royal Rumble showdown between CM Punk and Don “The Rock” Muraco
The Rock hires adolescent dimwit as personal joke writer
Vince McMahon “not really interested” in tonight’s pay-per-view
“Doomsday Prepper” still hiding in bunker in fear of Y2J problem
WWE fan spends all week practicing counting backwards from 10
Anybody could win tonight’s Royal Rumble, except for…
