The Usos & The Bloodline
Satirical news about the Usos and the Bloodline. 18 stories, 2012–2023.
Did you know? Usos are not brothers in real life — they’re not even related!
Sami Zayn fired for causing on-air crack-up
Due to talent releases, upcoming WWE Royal Rumble match to feature only 23 entrants
Here is the FULL list of the nine wrestlers who still work for WWE
Five easy ways to ALWAYS know which Uso is which
Typo leads to lackluster “I Quiet” match
Usos confess they are not really brothers — and not even related!
With Ellsworth gone from WWE, who’s left to face Undertaker at WrestleMania?
Slater and Rhyno: 5 Tips for Telling Them Apart
WWE Battleground: We Forgot to Watch It, But Here’s What We Assume Happened
Usos stripped of Grammy after entrance chant revealed to be lip-synced
Discerning wrestling fan loves Jey Uso, can’t stand Jimmy
TNA invasion of WWE unfolding precisely as planned, gloats Carter
Samoan wrestler inexplicably not related to Rock
Man known for pressing his enormous buttocks on people’s faces to be honored in black-tie gala
Usos admit they’re actually just Umaga split down the middle
The Rock calls in sick for WrestleMania
