Total Divas & Women's Wrestling

Satirical news about Total Divas and WWE women's wrestling. 130 stories, 2012–2023.

Cesaro Section also Single Adult Males section

Cesaro Section also Single Adult Males section

Cena hits the indy circuit

Cena hits the indy circuit

Having vanquished Undertaker, Lesnar sets sights on Bayley

Having vanquished Undertaker, Lesnar sets sights on Bayley

Daniel Bryan CONFIRMED to face John Cena

Daniel Bryan CONFIRMED to face John Cena

SPOILERS! WWE Hell in a Cell was taped three weeks ago and here are the results

SPOILERS! WWE Hell in a Cell was taped three weeks ago and here are the results

Divas Revolution heats up with GLOW invasion

Divas Revolution heats up with GLOW invasion

John Cena reportedly taking day off in near future

John Cena reportedly taking day off in near future

Cena and Bryan fooled again by twin magic

Cena and Bryan fooled again by twin magic

Flair vicariously achieves dream of winning Divas Championship through daughter

Flair vicariously achieves dream of winning Divas Championship through daughter

Rollins added to every match at Night of Champions

Rollins added to every match at Night of Champions

“Revolutionized” WWE women’s division now features scantily clad women playfighting

“Revolutionized” WWE women’s division now features scantily clad women playfighting

Total Divas 2K16 video game expected to sell poorly

Total Divas 2K16 video game expected to sell poorly

Fifth hour added to SummerSlam to accommodate Undertaker’s entrance

Fifth hour added to SummerSlam to accommodate Undertaker’s entrance

SURGERY HORROR: Cena emerges with same nose as Helmsley

SURGERY HORROR: Cena emerges with same nose as Helmsley

Paige’s bum to battle Nikki Bella’s bum at Battleground

Paige’s bum to battle Nikki Bella’s bum at Battleground

Leaked documents reveal Vince McMahon’s rules for WWE fans

Leaked documents reveal Vince McMahon’s rules for WWE fans

OPINION: Triple H buries everyone except rookies, veterans, and main-roster talent

OPINION: Triple H buries everyone except rookies, veterans, and main-roster talent

Is WWE Actually an Anti-American Propaganda Machine for ISIS? SHOCKING PROOF!

Is WWE Actually an Anti-American Propaganda Machine for ISIS? SHOCKING PROOF!

Amorous French skunk paints self with yellow stripe to woo Rollins

Amorous French skunk paints self with yellow stripe to woo Rollins

WWE adds 352 pay-per-views to annual schedule

WWE adds 352 pay-per-views to annual schedule

Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw

Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw

WWE Divas demand equal treatment, those adorable little minxes

WWE Divas demand equal treatment, those adorable little minxes

Humiliated Bryan sets sights on more attainable Divas championship

Humiliated Bryan sets sights on more attainable Divas championship

Kanye West insists Beyonce should be WWE Divas Champion

Kanye West insists Beyonce should be WWE Divas Champion