Triple H

Satirical news about Triple H, WWE's Chief Content Officer. 59 stories, 2012–2025.

WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming

WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming

Ultimate Warrior game character to feature realistic three-maneuver moveset

Ultimate Warrior game character to feature realistic three-maneuver moveset

Triple H diagnosed as dehydrated after years of spewing water all over himself

Triple H diagnosed as dehydrated after years of spewing water all over himself

Triple H breaks his hand with improper sledgehammer technique

Triple H breaks his hand with improper sledgehammer technique

Steel cage reminds Lesnar of his zoo habitat

Steel cage reminds Lesnar of his zoo habitat

Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops

Lesnar hurls feces at Triple H from treetops

Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card

Triple H finally has a reason to use Office Depot gift card

Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy

Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy

Triple H finally manages to drink entire bottle of water without spewing it all over himself

Triple H finally manages to drink entire bottle of water without spewing it all over himself

Dimwitted videogamer stumped by “Don’t Try This at Home” screen

Dimwitted videogamer stumped by “Don’t Try This at Home” screen

Ultra-real WWE video game suspends players for wellness policy violations

Ultra-real WWE video game suspends players for wellness policy violations