WrestleMania to be largest gathering of unwashed people at Superdome since Katrina
Randy Orton begins WrestleMania entrance
Hogan confirmed to “host” and “slow down” WrestleMania
Delusional Zack Ryder points at WrestleMania sign
Daniel Bryan to face JTG in WrestleMania pre-show
Hogan confirmed for WrestleMania in Thunderlips-Balboa rematch
Darren Young issues WrestleMania challenge to Duck Dynasty star
Bieber confirmed for retirement match against Undertaker
Undertaker to be portrayed at WrestleMania by Hunico
Hulk Hogan confirmed for WrestleMania and subsequent hospitalization
Toddler’s college fund drastically depleted for dad’s WrestleMania ticket
Ric Flair issues WrestleMania challenge to Kane’s suit jacket
Vince McMahon believes Kayfabe News
Ben Affleck to portray The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30
Sting confirmed for WrestleMania 30 to perform Roxanne
Cynical fan calls every WWE event the “worst show ever”
The Rock to perform in WrestleMania main event via satellite
CM Punk hopes WrestleMania will be a stepping stone to TNA
The Rock calls in sick for WrestleMania
Zack Ryder planning to watch WrestleMania via illegal stream
Enraged by chilly New Jersey weather, McMahon fires God
WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”
Five-Knuckle Shuffle and People’s Elbow will battle for title of world’s stupidest move
Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff