Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE Evolution to be headlined by mysterious newcomer Woman Weigns
Michael Cole suspended for not hollering “The Big Dog” frequently enough
Reigns and Corbin to square off in 60-minute IronFans Match
Hogan and Zeus sign deal for No Holds Barred sequel
Here’s how this man can save WWE’s ratings
Curt Hawkins winning matches as “Buddy Murphy”
WWE Hidden Gems airs little-known 1987 Andre-Hogan match from Pontiac, MI
Mediocre wrestler mourned with seven-bell salute
Mark Henry looking forward to Father’s Day brunch with Hand
WWE wastes opportunity for most satisfying Hair vs. Hair match of all time
“He’ll grow out of it,” mother of wrestling fan says for 37th consecutive year
Wrestling fans horrified to learn Lashley also has five brothers
Historic “First Man Standing” match ends swiftly
Zayn and Lashley Sisters to get weekly spinoff show on WWE Network
Wrestling fan spends his last money in the bank on ticket to event of same name
Somewhere, Lashley still telling Renee Young about his sisters
WWE to hang neon “APPLAUSE” sign over ring during Reigns promos
Self-described “old school wrestling fan” remembers when The Shield debuted
Long-lost pilot episode of “Ride Along” features bust of Sheik and Duggan
Wrestling fan unsure how to tell his friends he likes Roman Reigns
WWE permanently relocating to Middle East
WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Brains Strowman
Mysterious illness forces countless wrestling fans to call in sick for work
