Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

McMahon vows to build wall around Spanish announce table

McMahon vows to build wall around Spanish announce table

New Day attacked by flock of hooting owls

New Day attacked by flock of hooting owls

WrestleMania 50 only 6,254 days away

WrestleMania 50 only 6,254 days away

Super Bowl halftime show pales in comparison to Machine Gun Kelly at WrestleMania

Super Bowl halftime show pales in comparison to Machine Gun Kelly at WrestleMania

Gullible marks believe football is real

Gullible marks believe football is real

Big Show vs. Mark Henry confirmed for premiere of “405 Live”

Big Show vs. Mark Henry confirmed for premiere of “405 Live”

Will 2017 be the year John Cena finally gets his big break in WWE?

Will 2017 be the year John Cena finally gets his big break in WWE?

The 10 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2016

The 10 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2016

Triple H announces inaugural WWE Uzbekistan Championship

Triple H announces inaugural WWE Uzbekistan Championship

Joyous Japanese crowd celebrates Nakamura victory with extra-polite applause

Joyous Japanese crowd celebrates Nakamura victory with extra-polite applause

Fans chant “You’ve still got it” after wrestler’s two-week hiatus

Fans chant “You’ve still got it” after wrestler’s two-week hiatus

Study: 78 percent of signs in wrestling audience held upside-down

Study: 78 percent of signs in wrestling audience held upside-down

Young wrestling fan loses spelling bee with s-a-w-f-t

Young wrestling fan loses spelling bee with s-a-w-f-t

“I knew Goldberg would win in two minutes,” insists filthy liar

“I knew Goldberg would win in two minutes,” insists filthy liar

New reality show Holy Ole gives fans glimpse into cantankerous Anderson household

New reality show Holy Ole gives fans glimpse into cantankerous Anderson household

Fan wakes from coma surprised to see Spirit Squad still in WWE

Fan wakes from coma surprised to see Spirit Squad still in WWE

REPORT: Millions of Americans mistakenly voted via WWE App

REPORT: Millions of Americans mistakenly voted via WWE App

Returning Undertaker to be portrayed by Baron Corbin

Returning Undertaker to be portrayed by Baron Corbin

The American Electoral College Explained for Wrestling Fans

The American Electoral College Explained for Wrestling Fans

Enzo and Cass delight fans with long string of random shouted syllables

Enzo and Cass delight fans with long string of random shouted syllables

You Won’t Believe What Finn Bálor Looks Like Now!

You Won’t Believe What Finn Bálor Looks Like Now!

Sasha and Charlotte to square off in no-rope-barbed-wire-light-tubes deathmatch

Sasha and Charlotte to square off in no-rope-barbed-wire-light-tubes deathmatch

Wrestling fan chanting “stupid idiot” fails to see the irony

Wrestling fan chanting “stupid idiot” fails to see the irony

WWE fans eagerly anticipating match they heartily shat upon 12 years ago

WWE fans eagerly anticipating match they heartily shat upon 12 years ago