Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Smackdown going live Tuesdays; Raw to be pre-taped Wednesdays, air Sunday mornings
WWE cameraman diagnosed with hyperactive zoom disorder
Debate finally settled: TNA better than WWE
Nikki Bella’s hunky boyfriend from Total Divas to appear on Raw
Courageous wrestling fan dares be sour
Camp WWE offers alternative for fans who find Raw too cartoonish
Can wrestling fans count? Cesaro Swing footage casts doubt
You won’t believe what this man just said about Vince McMahon!
Sandow released, Mizdow return widely prayed for
Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Intends to Watch Nearly All of Payback!
Zayn-Owens Rivalry Has Long History Dating Back to 2014
Pro wrestling “glorifies bullying and violence,” reports sissy who deserves ass-whuppin’
Samoa Joe wins NXT gold, immediately loses it to Zack Ryder
Mystery buyer of TNA revealed to be Ted Turner
WWE insists Shane McMahon defeated Undertaker at WrestleMania
Pregnant wrestling fan hopes to give birth via Cesaro Section
Amazing! This avid wrestling fan is a well-adjusted, high-functioning member of society!
Shane McMahon’s WrestleMania plunge revealed to be CGI
WrestleMania draws 100,000 fans, 90,000 of whom will watch entirely on big screens
WWE hosts its annual second-rate knock-off of Bound for Glory
Enjoy WrestleMania, and try not to think about how the Undertaker will make more money in 30 minutes than you will in your lifetime
“Road to Extreme Rules” rolls through Dallas this Sunday
WWE Network “sucks,” insists fan too young to remember tape trading
