Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
BREAKING: Hell in a Cell cancelled to avoid conflict with Total Divas
Elusive CM Punk re-emerges with Renee Zellweger’s old face
Lone weirdo in Nebraska totally into Bella Twins feud
Study: 100 percent of wrestling fans have crush or mancrush on Ambrose
Quick-witted fans taunt Ryback by pointing out resemblance to Goldberg
Batista returning to WWE as Drax the Destroyer
Ref insists it was two-count, irate wrestler alleges otherwise
They’re not dolls, they’re action figures, insists emasculated wrestling fan
NXT 2K15 promises fast gameplay without lag, slow load times
Bloodsoaked Booker T regrets shucking duck
Total Divas expanding to 3 hours, airing Mondays at 8pm Eastern
Commentators insist Raw crowd is chanting “See, I’m drunk!”
Chicago Raw crowd expected to be lively, super-annoying
Great Khali revealed as mystery man in bunny suit
“Undertaker looks awful,” comments overweight, acne-ridden wrestling fan
Lesnar-Cena moved to pre-show to make room for NXT match
Injured Roman Reigns to be replaced by brother Luther
Fickle wrestling fans already sick of Zayn, Steen
Pretentious wrestling fan only likes wrestlers who don’t actually exist
Fan awakes from coma, shocked to learn Terra Ryzing runs WWE
Raw losing ratings war to NXT
Sting makes WWE debut in house show loss to Zack Ryder
Raw cancelled to give hard-working WWE talent much-deserved Labor Day holiday
