Wrestling Fans
Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.
Randy Orton dozes off mid-promo
Silva “selling” broken leg for babyface sympathy
Bieber confirmed for retirement match against Undertaker
Gullible mark believes Total Divas is real
Wrestling fan unsure how to spell TLC
Naive wrestling fan actually expects decisive title unification Sunday
Undertaker to be portrayed at WrestleMania by Hunico
Girlfriend starting to worry about man’s Dolph Ziggler fixation
Jerry Lawler suffers heartburn on live television
History of WWE documentary inexplicably overlooks Mordecai
Wrestling Fans Vow: “If Cena Wins We Whine”
Smug wrestling fan looking forward to hating Survivor Series
Dipshit in front row spends whole night looking for himself on Titantron
Wrestling fan believes his vote in WWE poll actually counts
Polite wrestling audience chants “Pardon?”
Sheamus returns completely transparent
Homeless man complimented on great Bray Wyatt costume
Internet Wrestling Community and Internet Hygiene Community deemed mutually exclusive
R-Truth has no idea why he’s on Hell in a Cell poster
Impact Wrestling fan accidentally orders X-rated “Bound for Glory Hole”
Crying wrestling fan insists Kayfabe News still real to him
Dying deer no longer a fan of Shawn Michaels
Cena fan hits puberty, rethinks everything
