Wrestling Fans

Satirical news about wrestling fans, marks and smarks. 805 stories, 2012–2026.

NXT invaded by untrained rookies from pre-developmental league FRST

NXT invaded by untrained rookies from pre-developmental league FRST

Angry fans complain NXT “sold out” by winning Survivor Series

Angry fans complain NXT “sold out” by winning Survivor Series

Did you know? Lesnar works as a youth pastor every Sunday morning

Did you know? Lesnar works as a youth pastor every Sunday morning

Rusev and Lana back together?

Rusev and Lana back together?

WWE adopts gender-neutral language, Lynch re-branded as The They

WWE adopts gender-neutral language, Lynch re-branded as The They

#BringBackZack trends worldwide as Ryder remains stranded at Saudi airport

#BringBackZack trends worldwide as Ryder remains stranded at Saudi airport

CM Punk a “sellout,” angry fans rant on social media using phones their parents pay for

CM Punk a “sellout,” angry fans rant on social media using phones their parents pay for

Video of CM Punk’s WWE return is a “deepfake” — and you all fell for it

Video of CM Punk’s WWE return is a “deepfake” — and you all fell for it

McMahon blames fans for declining ratings: “They should watch no matter what!”

McMahon blames fans for declining ratings: “They should watch no matter what!”

WWE fans united in hope that most of Raw roster is stranded at an airport somewhere

WWE fans united in hope that most of Raw roster is stranded at an airport somewhere

That settles it: pro wrestling is real, MMA is phony

That settles it: pro wrestling is real, MMA is phony

Saudi wrestling fans hoping for accidental “ankle slip” in women’s match

Saudi wrestling fans hoping for accidental “ankle slip” in women’s match

Game developer insists WWE 2K20 glitches are “a work”

Game developer insists WWE 2K20 glitches are “a work”

Glitchy WWE 2K20 agitates fans even more than regular WWE programming

Glitchy WWE 2K20 agitates fans even more than regular WWE programming

BREAKING! Prichard out, Russo in as SmackDown Executive Director

BREAKING! Prichard out, Russo in as SmackDown Executive Director

WWE finally issues statement on Hell in a Cell conclusion: “Stop complaining, crybabies”

WWE finally issues statement on Hell in a Cell conclusion: “Stop complaining, crybabies”

Self-described “die-hard wrestling fan” wishes failure upon all wrestling promotions

Self-described “die-hard wrestling fan” wishes failure upon all wrestling promotions

Desperate AEW hires Jack Swagger look-alike

Desperate AEW hires Jack Swagger look-alike

Zany, long-running sitcom returns to primetime for a new season of laughs!

Zany, long-running sitcom returns to primetime for a new season of laughs!

WWE fans prepare for Raw season premiere by binge-watching all previous seasons

WWE fans prepare for Raw season premiere by binge-watching all previous seasons

Bo Dallas to be repackaged at The Fiend’s nicer brother, The Friend

Bo Dallas to be repackaged at The Fiend’s nicer brother, The Friend

Idiotic four-year-old “mark” doesn’t realize wrestling is a work

Idiotic four-year-old “mark” doesn’t realize wrestling is a work

Did you know? Three different wrestlers have portrayed the “Kurt Angle” character

Did you know? Three different wrestlers have portrayed the “Kurt Angle” character

“I am not out of touch,” McMahon insists via TOUT

“I am not out of touch,” McMahon insists via TOUT