Cost-cutting WWE switches to Money in the Bank fannypack
Nakamura suffers scrotum-shaped bruise on arm after AJ Styles delivers another vicious groinshot
“I only watch NJPW,” tweets man watching Total Divas
Historic “First Man Standing” match ends swiftly
Zayn and Lashley Sisters to get weekly spinoff show on WWE Network
WWE SmackDown to become most believable programming on Fox
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Somewhere, Lashley still telling Renee Young about his sisters
WWE to hang neon “APPLAUSE” sign over ring during Reigns promos
Kurt Angle correctly pronounces “WWE”
Heroic announce table saves yet another wrestler from direct collision with floor
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Men not allowed to compete at upcoming Greatest Survivor Series in Themyscira
WWE permanently relocating to Middle East
WWE adds “The Greatest” to name of every pay-per-view
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Helmsley bestows nickname “Trips” on Titus O’Neil
Mysterious illness forces countless wrestling fans to call in sick for work
Ringside regulars grudgingly begin long journey to Saudi Arabia
Man wearing leather jacket over bare torso inexplicably not laughed at
Mainstream media inexplicably ignores Superstar Shake-Up
Washed-up Nicholas struggling to stay relevant on indy circuit
United Arab Emirates to host The Greatest American Bash
Presence of blood on wrestler magically negated by black-and-white photography