New dinosaur in Jurassic World revealed to be Funkasaurus
Jaded wrestling fans already bored with Sting’s WWE run
Sting mortified to learn he’s 13 years late for WCW invasion
Sting expected to hatch from mysterious giant egg
Sting confirmed for Survivor Series, reports some guy on internet
Sunny stoops to the only business less classy than pro wrestling
Bret Hart suddenly signs up for Skype
American northeast buried, presumably by Triple H
Random soccer mom from Ohio to guest-host Raw
Kim Kardashian signed to WWE as “Rikishi”
Great Khali returns to first love, ballet
Inanimate carbon rod to host WWE Raw
Monday Night Raw moving to Tuesdays
Lesnar confirmed to face Grumpy Cat at WrestleMania 31
Orton-versus-Cena confirmed for WrestleManias 31 through 57
Lesnar loses championship at house show
AJ Lee loses five pounds, ceases to exist
Corpse of Katie Vick joins cast of Total Divas
WWE Network free for November, $19.98 for December
Vince McMahon still undefeated against God
Desperate WWE pins hopes on yet another TNA reject
WWE Network drops 6-month commitment, but McMahon demands first-born
Every session of WWE 2K15 starts with 15-minute Triple-H promo
Undertaker spotted in Exotic Express