WWE
Unreal news about World Wrestling Entertainment. 1990 stories, 2012–2026.
3MB booked at “Night of Champions” for purely ironic reasons
WWE wishes Jim Ross all the best in continuing his current endeavors
Orton realizes he has become a legend, kills self
Randy Orton will go to the papers if he has to
Something important happens at house show
Total Divas to feature WWE debut of Claire Lynch
Ben Affleck to portray The Undertaker at WrestleMania 30
Wrestling fans shocked to learn Ted DiBiase Jr. was still employed by WWE
Vince McMahon shocked to discover wrestling is rigged
WWE repackages Sami Zayn as El Specifico
Remorseful Orton returns championship to heartbroken Bryan
SummerSlam cancelled due to timing conflict with Total Divas
Fandango comes out of closet as straight
Punk intends to defeat Lesnar with grammar quiz
McMahon orders all WWE superstars to come out as gay
Diva’s nipple stubbornly refuses to slip
Shield achieves justice, quietly departs WWE
Every fan at wrestling event looks like Wyatt Family member
Money in the Bank briefcase washes ashore in Japan
Undertaker spends yet another day eating ice cream and watching infomercials
Crazed fan attacks Orton on behalf of bored fans everywhere
Natalya misses good old days of farting gimmick
Wrestling referee knocked out by friendly tap on the shoulder
