WWE legend Donald Trump wins re-election in total landslide (pre-recorded)

· by Colin Hunter · Kayfabe News
WWE legend Donald Trump wins re-election in total landslide (pre-recorded)

Kayfabe News is officially calling the US election for WWE Hall of Famer Donald Juan Trump. 

For all the details of this breaking story, let’s go LIVE to a pre-recorded report:

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