WWE wrestler’s merch now entirely corporate logos

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has unveiled Dominik Mysterio’s latest t-shirt, which features a skeletal ribcage made entirely of logos for Slim Jim, DraftKings, Riyadh Season, Prime, KFC, Pizza Hut and roughly a dozen other sponsors.

The shirt contains no reference to Mysterio, apart from the words “Dominik M.” printed in tiny type on the back, which WWE confirmed via TOUT is “available for sponsorship beginning Q1 2027.”

“Our research shows fans don’t buy wrestling shirts to support wrestlers,” said a WWE merchandising executive. “They buy them to support Slim Jim.”

Mysterio has reportedly been asked to change his name to “Dominik Mysterio presented by DraftKings,” and to henceforth be addressed in the ring as “the Slim Jim Snap into a Mysterio.”