Unreal news, page 114

Unemployed, overweight loner insists Cena “sucks”

Unemployed, overweight loner insists Cena “sucks”

Wyatt Family revealed to be grown-up Jonas Brothers

Wyatt Family revealed to be grown-up Jonas Brothers

Recovering Hulkamaniacs crusade against vitamins, prayer

Recovering Hulkamaniacs crusade against vitamins, prayer

Steve Austin publicly apologizes for creating “What?!” chant

Steve Austin publicly apologizes for creating “What?!” chant

Great Khali demoted to Adequate Khali

Great Khali demoted to Adequate Khali

Illegal foreign object gets US citizenship

Illegal foreign object gets US citizenship

Butt-dialing Road Dogg’s ass calls somebody

Butt-dialing Road Dogg’s ass calls somebody

Steel chair to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame

Steel chair to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame

Brock Lesnar misspells “F5”

Brock Lesnar misspells “F5”

Emma fired, rehired, dismissed, reinstated, released, recruited, canned

Emma fired, rehired, dismissed, reinstated, released, recruited, canned

Lesnar also breaks Undertaker’s not-appearing-on-Raw streak

Lesnar also breaks Undertaker’s not-appearing-on-Raw streak

Jericho returns to WWE, goes on hiatus

Jericho returns to WWE, goes on hiatus

Rookie underdog finally gets his moment in WWE spotlight

Rookie underdog finally gets his moment in WWE spotlight

PPV to feature two Divas matches because WWE hates you

PPV to feature two Divas matches because WWE hates you

JTG returns to a lyfe of cryme

JTG returns to a lyfe of cryme

Rusev regrets tramp stamp

Rusev regrets tramp stamp

USA Network censors Cesaro’s nipples

USA Network censors Cesaro’s nipples

Dusty Rhodes to portray Polkadust

Dusty Rhodes to portray Polkadust

CM Punk “walks out” of sabbatical

CM Punk “walks out” of sabbatical

Wyatt hospitalized after eating undercooked world

Wyatt hospitalized after eating undercooked world

Undertaker requests do-over

Undertaker requests do-over

WWE declares bankruptcy after disbanding 3MB

WWE declares bankruptcy after disbanding 3MB

Putin admits he prefers Cena

Putin admits he prefers Cena

TNA to introduce no-sided ring

TNA to introduce no-sided ring