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WWE turns heel with controversial pro-cancer campaign
Hogan’s hairline recedes to waistline
Gobbledy Gooker slaughtered in McMahon family Thanksgiving ritual
Even The Miz decides against watching Christmas Bounty
Cena versus Orton billed as “Once in a Lifetime”
History of WWE documentary inexplicably overlooks Mordecai
Wrestling Fans Vow: “If Cena Wins We Whine”
Vince McMahon googles Survivor Series card
Smug wrestling fan looking forward to hating Survivor Series
Hulk Hogan confirmed for WrestleMania and subsequent hospitalization
Necrophiliac pyromaniac dentist climbs corporate ladder
Voices in Orton’s head forget their lines
Dipshit in front row spends whole night looking for himself on Titantron
IWC goes quiet after mothers worldwide demand tidy bedrooms
Last remaining unpublished pro wrestler finally pens memoir
Wrestling fan believes his vote in WWE poll actually counts
Toddler’s college fund drastically depleted for dad’s WrestleMania ticket
Undertaker hoping for TNA tryout
Polite wrestling audience chants “Pardon?”
Evan Bourne cleared to wrestle in 2029
Ric Flair issues WrestleMania challenge to Kane’s suit jacket
Snapping into Slim Jim fails to provide excitement Savage promised
Langston admits the “E” in his name denotes cup size
Sheamus returns completely transparent
