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WWE signs Toronto mayor as new monster heel
Dixie Carter rumored as buyer of Smashing Pumpkins
Wrestling news site quotes reliable source
Guy From Smashing Pumpkins to Buy Rassling Bumpkins
TNA put up for sale on eBay
Erick Rowan fears debut of arch-nemesis Wolf Mask Guy
Homeless man complimented on great Bray Wyatt costume
WWE 2K14 more realistic than actual WWE programming
Balding middle-aged redneck still calls himself “Heartbreak Kid”
Internet Wrestling Community and Internet Hygiene Community deemed mutually exclusive
R-Truth has no idea why he’s on Hell in a Cell poster
Cool Make-A-Wish kid planning to somehow re-injure Cena
Cena avoids impregnating Bella by pulling out at two
Spanish announcers secretly reinforce table
TNA aims to boost ratings with weekly Raw recaps
Mike Adamle returns to WWE commentary in nightmarish parallel universe
Sandow misspells own catchphrase as “Your Welcome”
Starving homeless man has same catchphrase as Ryback
Curtis Axel delivers Imperfect-Plex
TNA announces next PPV will feature 8 “Empty Arena” matches
Impact Wrestling fan accidentally orders X-rated “Bound for Glory Hole”
Crying wrestling fan insists Kayfabe News still real to him
Wyatt upgrades to flashlight
Riot police on standby for next week’s Cena victory
