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Fandango suspended after failing Wellness Policy test for performance-enhancing pizzazz
Ziggler realizes he left his wallet in that briefcase
Wrestling match ends during commercial break
Alberto Del Rio deported
Attenion-seeking X-Pac now intentionally bleeding from rectum
Jean-Claude Van Damme imitator calls himself “One of a Kind”
Renowned speech therapist releases book on how to let the a’s breathe
Millions of wrestling fans worldwide sign up for ballroom dancing lessons
Fandango’s theme song outsells Elvis, Beatles and Rolling Stones combined
Bo Dallas sets world record for shortest push ever
Smackdown audience preparing to disappoint
16,000 wrestling fans scour New Jersey in search of lozenges
Jericho gets revenge by forcing Fandango to listen to Fozzy
Cynical fan calls every WWE event the “worst show ever”
The Rock to perform in WrestleMania main event via satellite
Winning streak in jeopardy for magical middle-aged zombie who wears eyeliner
CM Punk hopes WrestleMania will be a stepping stone to TNA
Triple-H plans to defeat Lesnar with simple riddle
The Rock calls in sick for WrestleMania
Zack Ryder planning to watch WrestleMania via illegal stream
Enraged by chilly New Jersey weather, McMahon fires God
WWE Hall of Fame once again overlooks Mantaur
Sammartino finally earns his place alongside Koko B. Ware and Pete Rose
Backlund planning to choke out Sammartino at Hall of Fame ceremony
