Unreal news, page 135

WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”

WWE hires Diddy to perform at WrestleMania because “nobody good was available”

80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle

80,000 fans flock to New Jersey to watch spandex-clad men smeared in baby oil tussle

Five-Knuckle Shuffle and People’s Elbow will battle for title of world’s stupidest move

Five-Knuckle Shuffle and People’s Elbow will battle for title of world’s stupidest move

Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff

Guy with cheap seats at WrestleMania actually believes he’ll see stuff

Vince McMahon’s next 10 tweets revealed

Vince McMahon’s next 10 tweets revealed

Guy with “Cena Nuff” sign has never “Cena woman naked”

Guy with “Cena Nuff” sign has never “Cena woman naked”

Prime Time Players t-shirt purchased by accident

Prime Time Players t-shirt purchased by accident

WWE Magazine’s journalistic objectivity called into question

WWE Magazine’s journalistic objectivity called into question

Shawn Michaels finally repays Brutus Beefcake for broken window

Shawn Michaels finally repays Brutus Beefcake for broken window

Supreme Court to determine marriage rights of Billy and Chuck

Supreme Court to determine marriage rights of Billy and Chuck

Match ends in time-limit draw before Orton actually gets to the ring

Match ends in time-limit draw before Orton actually gets to the ring

North Korea threatens to strike United States with Adam Bomb

North Korea threatens to strike United States with Adam Bomb

Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy

Paul Heyman Guy to Face Paul Levesque Guy

WrestleMania cancelled amid allegations of match-fixing

WrestleMania cancelled amid allegations of match-fixing

Irish Whip known simply as “whip” in Ireland

Irish Whip known simply as “whip” in Ireland

Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match

Chris Masters rescues Kane from inferno match

Newborns looking forward to “Once in a Lifetime” Rock-Cena match

Newborns looking forward to “Once in a Lifetime” Rock-Cena match

Hornswoggle to star in The Marine 4

Hornswoggle to star in The Marine 4

Lesnar accidentally chooses bra & panties stipulation

Lesnar accidentally chooses bra & panties stipulation

Brock Lesnar unsure what the word “stipulation” means

Brock Lesnar unsure what the word “stipulation” means

“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike

“Road to WrestleMania” turns out to be New Jersey Turnpike

Zeb Colter admits his real name is Yosemite Sam

Zeb Colter admits his real name is Yosemite Sam

Tensai hoping for WrestleMania match against Hornswoggle

Tensai hoping for WrestleMania match against Hornswoggle

New Pope refusing to debut until people correctly pronounce his name as “Berrrrrgoooooglioooo”

New Pope refusing to debut until people correctly pronounce his name as “Berrrrrgoooooglioooo”