CM Punk

Pipe bombs, walkouts, and Pepsi: satirical CM Punk news. 193 stories, 2012–2024.

CM Punk signs with TNA, walks out

CM Punk signs with TNA, walks out

EXCLUSIVE photo of CM Punk arriving at New Orleans Airport

EXCLUSIVE photo of CM Punk arriving at New Orleans Airport

CM Punk confirmed for WrestleMania to sing America the Beautiful

CM Punk confirmed for WrestleMania to sing America the Beautiful

Did CM Punk just get a match at WrestleMania 30?

Did CM Punk just get a match at WrestleMania 30?

Lita’s Hall of Fame speech to feature Live Sex Celebration

Lita’s Hall of Fame speech to feature Live Sex Celebration

CM Punk’s sabbatical fails to produce a single academic paper

CM Punk’s sabbatical fails to produce a single academic paper

CM Punk confirmed for WrestleMania, says some guy on internet

CM Punk confirmed for WrestleMania, says some guy on internet

CM Punk’s biggest fan overjoyed to meet his hero in the mirror

CM Punk’s biggest fan overjoyed to meet his hero in the mirror

Disgruntled Zack Ryder “walks out” of WWE unnoticed

Disgruntled Zack Ryder “walks out” of WWE unnoticed

CM Punk emerges, 350 pounds and drunk

CM Punk emerges, 350 pounds and drunk

Dave Meltzer confirms CM Punk either will or will not return tonight

Dave Meltzer confirms CM Punk either will or will not return tonight

Elusive CM Punk emerges from Scottish loch

Elusive CM Punk emerges from Scottish loch

Chicago fans eager to hate event they paid good money to attend

Chicago fans eager to hate event they paid good money to attend

Frustrated CM Punk “walks out” of six-month commitment to WWE Network

Frustrated CM Punk “walks out” of six-month commitment to WWE Network

CM Punk something something something

CM Punk something something something

AJ Lee celebrates eleventh birthday

AJ Lee celebrates eleventh birthday

Gullible mark believes news he reads on Bleacher Report

Gullible mark believes news he reads on Bleacher Report

Frustrated CM Punk “walks out” of Chicago-area Applebee’s

Frustrated CM Punk “walks out” of Chicago-area Applebee’s

Millions of wrestling fans fall for “Punk-walks-out” schtick again

Millions of wrestling fans fall for “Punk-walks-out” schtick again

Pepsi spokesman quits job

Pepsi spokesman quits job

Controversial cartoon depicts AJ Lee having great match

Controversial cartoon depicts AJ Lee having great match

Older, mellower Phil Brooks changes pseudonym to CM Smooth Jazz

Older, mellower Phil Brooks changes pseudonym to CM Smooth Jazz

Vince McMahon googles Survivor Series card

Vince McMahon googles Survivor Series card

Dipshit in front row spends whole night looking for himself on Titantron

Dipshit in front row spends whole night looking for himself on Titantron