John Cena
Every unreal story about John Cena: Make-A-Wish, the indy circuit, Hollywood, and never giving up. 166 stories, 2012–2026.
WWE planning “Thrice in a Lifetime” Cena-Rock match
Cena believes fans are chanting “You can dress well”
Camouflage singlet allows Big Show to wander around unnoticed
Ailing Colt Cabana gets Make-A-Wish visit from John Cena
Opening segment of Raw features two hours and 53 minutes of talk
Make-A-Wish kid wearing CM Punk shirt visibly disappointed when Cena shows up
Circus elephant pities John Cena
Cena accidentally says “You can’t see me” to blind kid
Wrestler’s marriage somehow fails
Grown man spends all day making “Cena Sucks” sign
Typo leads to never-ending “Falls Count Nowhere” match
Hairless albino mountain gorilla seems to be really mad at John Cena
Lesnar’s return to wrestling brings legitimacy to UFC
Cena shocked to learn “Five-Knuckle Shuffle” is masturbation slang
WWE to release t-shirts for those indifferent to Cena
Transcripts reveal Cena never completed Thuganomics PhD
Prominent gynecologist concerned about Cena’s lady parts
Rock proves he is slightly less tone-deaf than Cena
Guy who stars in bad movies to face guy who stars in worse movies
Five Knuckle Shuffle proves ineffective in bar brawl
Every word of fan’s sign misspelled
