Monday Night Raw

Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.

WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw

WWE already begins advertising 10,000th episode of Raw

Wrestling fans finally freed from weekly Nickelback exposure

Wrestling fans finally freed from weekly Nickelback exposure

1000th Raw a “sign of apocalypse” according to Mayan calendar

1000th Raw a “sign of apocalypse” according to Mayan calendar

Max Moon patiently awaiting invitation to 1000th Raw

Max Moon patiently awaiting invitation to 1000th Raw

Charlie Sheen violates every aspect of WWE Wellness Policy

Charlie Sheen violates every aspect of WWE Wellness Policy

Three-hour Raw will feature 60 extra minutes of filler

Three-hour Raw will feature 60 extra minutes of filler

Millions tune in to Raw despite Nickelback theme song

Millions tune in to Raw despite Nickelback theme song

Hearing-impaired wrestling audience justifiably chants “What?!”

Hearing-impaired wrestling audience justifiably chants “What?!”

Rock proves he is slightly less tone-deaf than Cena

Rock proves he is slightly less tone-deaf than Cena

Every word of fan’s sign misspelled

Every word of fan’s sign misspelled

Anonymous Raw GM struggles to find anonymous work elsewhere

Anonymous Raw GM struggles to find anonymous work elsewhere

Twitter now trending on Raw

Twitter now trending on Raw