Monday Night Raw
Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.
Chicago fans eager to hate event they paid good money to attend
Series finale of Monday Night Raw to wrap up all loose ends
Betty White to give birth to hand
Old School Raw to feature Gotch-Hackenschmidt rematch
Primatologists use bananas to lure Lesnar back to Raw
Ultra-high-speed camera captures footage of Bo Dallas’ push
Dipshit in front row spends whole night looking for himself on Titantron
TNA aims to boost ratings with weekly Raw recaps
Two-hour Raw recap interrupted by Smackdown match
Michael Cole deletes WWE App
Triple H diagnosed as dehydrated after years of spewing water all over himself
Dancing With the Stars to feature a “wrestle-off”
Next Monday’s Raw to feature bowling, chili cookoff, bingo tournament
Wrestling match ends during commercial break
Smackdown audience preparing to disappoint
Halle Berry fires her agent
WWE vows to reveal Smackdown results several weeks before Smackdown tapings
Raw expanding to nine hours
Vince McMahon denies there was ever an anonymous Raw GM
Police officers on Raw look strangely similar to local indie wrestlers
Opening segment of Raw features two hours and 53 minutes of talk
WWE targets 95-107 age demographic with Larry King as social media ambassador
Entire episode of Smackdown recaps Raw
