Monday Night Raw

Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.

Developmental wrestlers officially better than developed wrestlers

Developmental wrestlers officially better than developed wrestlers

WWE fans united in hope that most of Raw roster is stranded at an airport somewhere

WWE fans united in hope that most of Raw roster is stranded at an airport somewhere

Glitchy WWE 2K20 agitates fans even more than regular WWE programming

Glitchy WWE 2K20 agitates fans even more than regular WWE programming

Zany, long-running sitcom returns to primetime for a new season of laughs!

Zany, long-running sitcom returns to primetime for a new season of laughs!

WWE Commentary Shake-up: Mike Adamle to Call Raw Solo!

WWE Commentary Shake-up: Mike Adamle to Call Raw Solo!

WWE fans prepare for Raw season premiere by binge-watching all previous seasons

WWE fans prepare for Raw season premiere by binge-watching all previous seasons

Raw Reunion to feature long-overdue 10-bell salute to Katie Vick

Wrestling company pins hopes on former heads of failed wrestling companies

Wrestling company pins hopes on former heads of failed wrestling companies

Raw losing new “Monday Night War” to staring-blankly-into-the-middle-distance

Raw losing new “Monday Night War” to staring-blankly-into-the-middle-distance

Lesnar reportedly planning full “Gangnam Style” dance for tonight’s Raw

Lesnar reportedly planning full “Gangnam Style” dance for tonight’s Raw

RAW SPOILER: WWE to unveil new All Entire World (AEW) Championship

RAW SPOILER: WWE to unveil new All Entire World (AEW) Championship

OPINION: WWE Raw needs to be extended to 4 hours

OPINION: WWE Raw needs to be extended to 4 hours

New WWE tag team named after children’s theme park ride

New WWE tag team named after children’s theme park ride

Snitsky makes shocking return to Raw

Snitsky makes shocking return to Raw

WrestleMania 36 pre-show to begin immediately following tonight’s Raw

WrestleMania 36 pre-show to begin immediately following tonight’s Raw

Lesnar hopes nobody notices he lost the real Universal Championship

Lesnar hopes nobody notices he lost the real Universal Championship

Where Are They Now? Seth Rollins

Where Are They Now? Seth Rollins

EXCLUSIVE first look at the revamped Raw set for 2019

EXCLUSIVE first look at the revamped Raw set for 2019

WWE promises to “change with the times” to crowd still doing 17-year-old “What!?” chant

WWE promises to “change with the times” to crowd still doing 17-year-old “What!?” chant

Ambrose to deliver promo on Raw while receiving colonoscopy

Ambrose to deliver promo on Raw while receiving colonoscopy

The US Mid-term Elections explained for wrestling fans

The US Mid-term Elections explained for wrestling fans

Lesnar to relinquish Universal Championship to focus on his poetry career

Lesnar to relinquish Universal Championship to focus on his poetry career

Anonymous New York Times editorial describes chaos in Corbin administration

Anonymous New York Times editorial describes chaos in Corbin administration

Raw postponed to give overworked sports-entertainers a much-deserved Labor Day holiday

Raw postponed to give overworked sports-entertainers a much-deserved Labor Day holiday