Monday Night Raw

Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.

Backstage source: Owens to be repackaged as bleach-blonde “Real American”

Backstage source: Owens to be repackaged as bleach-blonde “Real American”

Wrestling fan at home “hijacks” Raw by ruining it for himself

Wrestling fan at home “hijacks” Raw by ruining it for himself

RAW PREVIEW: Rollins to be reunited with long-lost twin from Scotland

RAW PREVIEW: Rollins to be reunited with long-lost twin from Scotland

WWE Raw expanding to five hours in 2019

WWE Raw expanding to five hours in 2019

Wrestler shocked to learn he will compete in wrestling match on wrestling show

Wrestler shocked to learn he will compete in wrestling match on wrestling show

Zayn and Lashley Sisters to get weekly spinoff show on WWE Network

Zayn and Lashley Sisters to get weekly spinoff show on WWE Network

Mainstream media inexplicably ignores Superstar Shake-Up

Mainstream media inexplicably ignores Superstar Shake-Up

Undertaker returns from four-week camping trip, curious to see what’s been happening on Raw

Undertaker returns from four-week camping trip, curious to see what’s been happening on Raw

Next week’s Raw to be three-hour Ultimate Deletion sequel

Next week’s Raw to be three-hour Ultimate Deletion sequel

Jordan out with injury, Strowman revealed as Angle’s new son

Jordan out with injury, Strowman revealed as Angle’s new son

Only 9,130 sleeps ’til Raw 50!

Only 9,130 sleeps ’til Raw 50!

Does this photo show CM Punk arriving at the Barclays Center for Raw 25?

Does this photo show CM Punk arriving at the Barclays Center for Raw 25?

Strowman ordered to undergo anger management with Dr. Shelby

Strowman ordered to undergo anger management with Dr. Shelby

WWE admits “mathematical error,” says Raw 25th anniversary is actually next year

WWE admits “mathematical error,” says Raw 25th anniversary is actually next year

WWE airing live Raw on Christmas because McMahon still trying to one-up God

WWE airing live Raw on Christmas because McMahon still trying to one-up God

Wrestling fan misses one week of Raw and now can’t make sense of its intricate storylines

Wrestling fan misses one week of Raw and now can’t make sense of its intricate storylines

USA Network cancels SmackDown LIVE after “disgraceful” Survivor Series loss to Raw

USA Network cancels SmackDown LIVE after “disgraceful” Survivor Series loss to Raw

Survivor Series cancelled after Raw and SmackDown superstars “agree to disagree”

Survivor Series cancelled after Raw and SmackDown superstars “agree to disagree”

SPOILER! These three superstars are expected to be on Raw tonight!

SPOILER! These three superstars are expected to be on Raw tonight!

RAW PREVIEW! Will musclemen who love blue t-shirts attack musclemen who prefer red t-shirts?

RAW PREVIEW! Will musclemen who love blue t-shirts attack musclemen who prefer red t-shirts?

Wrestling commentator can’t believe his eyes for landmark 10,000th time

Wrestling commentator can’t believe his eyes for landmark 10,000th time

Raw and SmackDown superstars attacked in surprise “invasion” by WCW Thunder roster

Raw and SmackDown superstars attacked in surprise “invasion” by WCW Thunder roster

Shield reunites to finally determine whose hair is wettest

Shield reunites to finally determine whose hair is wettest

If you thought The Shield reunion on Raw was lit, you should have seen their make-up sex

If you thought The Shield reunion on Raw was lit, you should have seen their make-up sex