Monday Night Raw
Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.
WWE blames declining ratings on fans: “They should watch no matter what!”
Raw season premiere finally resolves cliffhangers from last week’s season finale
Spike Dudley assumes his Raw invitation was lost in the mail
Kleenex sales skyrocket as wrestling fans anticipate emotional Raw
NXT moving from Full Sail University to Harvard
Raw series finale to reveal it was all just a crazy dream
Report: 94 percent of wrestling fans already in bed when Lesnar arrives
Ziggler and Lana to perform “Live Sex Celebration” on Raw
Raw moving to Destination America
Vince Russo insists Steve Austin was never a draw
Zayn demoted to main roster
McMahon spends all day avoiding Raw spoilers
Raw After Raw After WrestleMania expected to be blah
WrestleMania shaping up to be fourth-best Raw of the year
Brock Lesnar “walks out” of Raw on hind legs
Leaked WWE documents reveal Raw to open with longwinded Authority promo
15 adorable puppy photos to look at next time Roman Reigns grabs a microphone
McMahon admits he doesn’t watch Smackdown either
Furious over Royal Rumble outcome, God cancels Raw
WWE Raw snubbed by Golden Globes for 23rd consecutive year
WWE hosts “Wrestling Depreciation Night” on Raw
Hacked WWE documents reveal every Raw of 2015 to open with 25-minute Triple H promo
WWE loses ratings war to Colt Cabana’s podcast
