Monday Night Raw

Satirical news about Monday Night Raw. 228 stories, 2012–2025.

Unaware of brand split, Lesnar returns to Raw seeking Ambrose

Unaware of brand split, Lesnar returns to Raw seeking Ambrose

Fickle wrestling fans already bored with Bálor’s main-roster push

Fickle wrestling fans already bored with Bálor’s main-roster push

WWE Brand Split: Where Will Mike Chioda End Up?

WWE Brand Split: Where Will Mike Chioda End Up?

Former Shield members collide to finally determine whose hair is wettest

Former Shield members collide to finally determine whose hair is wettest

Smackdown going live Tuesdays; Raw to be pre-taped Wednesdays, air Sunday mornings

Smackdown going live Tuesdays; Raw to be pre-taped Wednesdays, air Sunday mornings

Debate finally settled: TNA better than WWE

Debate finally settled: TNA better than WWE

Nikki Bella’s hunky boyfriend from Total Divas to appear on Raw

Nikki Bella’s hunky boyfriend from Total Divas to appear on Raw

Camp WWE offers alternative for fans who find Raw too cartoonish

Camp WWE offers alternative for fans who find Raw too cartoonish

WWE insists Shane McMahon defeated Undertaker at WrestleMania

WWE insists Shane McMahon defeated Undertaker at WrestleMania

Shane McMahon to run Raw again, because stipulations schmipulations

Shane McMahon to run Raw again, because stipulations schmipulations

Ryder loses Intercontinental Championship in pre-Raw dark match

Ryder loses Intercontinental Championship in pre-Raw dark match

Undertaker calls in sick for WrestleMania

Undertaker calls in sick for WrestleMania

McMahon fires self for swearing on Raw

McMahon fires self for swearing on Raw

WWE Raw: Is Three Hours Enough Time?

WWE Raw: Is Three Hours Enough Time?

Is this AJ Styles arriving at arena for tonight’s Raw?

Is this AJ Styles arriving at arena for tonight’s Raw?

Jericho declares himself Man of 1,004 Surprise Returns

Jericho declares himself Man of 1,004 Surprise Returns

The 10 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2015

The 10 Most Important Kayfabe News Stories of 2015

Young NXT rookie finally makes main-roster debut

Young NXT rookie finally makes main-roster debut

McMahon vows to boost Raw ratings tonight by sacrificing this lamb

McMahon vows to boost Raw ratings tonight by sacrificing this lamb

WWE to rectify ratings decline by adding fourth hour to Raw

WWE to rectify ratings decline by adding fourth hour to Raw

Hacker collective Anonymous admits it was Raw general manager

Hacker collective Anonymous admits it was Raw general manager

Bray Wyatt can now summon lightning, because logic schmogic

Bray Wyatt can now summon lightning, because logic schmogic

Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Watches All Three Hours of Raw!

Amazing! This WWE “Superfan” Watches All Three Hours of Raw!

Wrestling fans worldwide demand more backstage Authority skits

Wrestling fans worldwide demand more backstage Authority skits