Wrestling & Politics
Satirical news where wrestling meets politics. 223 stories, 2012–2025.
Biden: US military withdrawing from Afghanistan “because WWE stopped doing Tribute to the Troops there”
President Biden congratulates AEW on hiring Malarkey Black
China apologizes for calling John Cena a great rapper
McMahon Challenges Biden to “Hair-vs-Hair Match” at WrestleMania 37
In spite of irrefutable video evidence, Republicans deny that Donald Trump incited the 2007 Battle of the Billionaires
Biden Couldn’t Even Get Into the WWE Hall of Fame! How Can He Be President?!
Mob of morons marching to WWE Hall of Fame to protect statue of Trump
Banned from other platforms, Trump turns to TOUT
Jobber future-endeavored
LOCK HER UP! Deranged Pelosi IMPEACHES Donald Trump from WWE Hall of Fame!
BREAKING: WWE Hall of Famer Makes America Great Again!
Rudy Giuliani suffers Papa Shango’s curse
Biden forces Trump to call him “Tribal Chief”
Biden Shaves Trump’s Head
WWE legend Donald Trump wins re-election in total landslide (pre-recorded)
The US Electoral College Explained for Wrestling Fans
Trump calls himself the “all-time greatest wrestler” in WWE Hall of Fame
McMahon betrays Trump to support Biden-Harris: “I cannot vote against Kamala”
Trump vows to shave Biden’s head after winning election
Trump revives “birtherism” with allegation that Kamala Harris was born in Uganda
A look back at Joe Biden’s brief career as a professional wrestler
“Keep politics out of wrestling,” insists guy who clearly doesn’t understand what wrestling is
Trump gets surprise visit from bedpan-swinging “Nurse Austin”
