Randy Orton
Satirical news about Randy Orton, out of nowhere. 116 stories, 2012–2023.
Three more HUGE matches announced for tonight’s “surprise” WWE pay-per-view
Can Drax destroy The Chaperone?
Can you spot the 8 subtle differences between these photos?
Antiques Roadshow appraises vintage Orton
Piercing industry suffers drastic drop in revenues following WWE event
Self-described “old school wrestling fan” remembers when The Shield debuted
5 Predictions for WWE Slapdash or Flapjack or Backpack or Whatever This Sunday’s Show is Called
Will Dwayne Johnson EVER emerge from the shadow of his father, Rocky?
WWE announces “historic” all-men Lingerie Pillow Fight
Will this dream match EVER happen?
Heroic table saves yet another wrestler from deadly fall
WWE SCANDAL! Is the Punjabi Prison actually a Pakistani Penitentiary?
Injured in ringside attack, “Cowboy” Bob Orton to require arm cast for 6-8 years
Randy Orton burns down Taj Mahal
Meet the bodybuilder who replaced the original Jinder Mahal
5 Predictions for WWE Backpack or Flapjack or Slapchop or Whatever Show is Happening This Sunday
Voices in Orton’s head pretty douchey, it turns out
Godfather challenges Wyatt to House of Whores match
WWE announces new PPV featuring nothing but House of Horrors matches
WrestleMania 33: Was it too short?
SPOILER ALERT! WrestleMania was pre-taped yesterday — and here are the leaked results!
Promising WWE rookie finally gets main-event push
WWE Studios expected to sweep Golden Globes yet again
